There are several things that are proving problematic for me as I occupy my brother's body. I will list them here, omitting some detail for the sake of keeping things as non-scarring as possible. In no particular order:
1. He has only one Oomph! album uploaded to his computer, and it is one I am not particularly fond of.
2. Every time I enter the bathroom or have to change clothes, I have to do so with my eyes closed. I shower and use the toilet with my eyes closed.
3. Because of #2
, I have given my brother several stubbed toes, a bruised thigh, and a sore tailbone. The sore tailbone occurred when I fell in the shower.
4. Also because of #2
, I have had to clean the bathroom more often than I would have liked.
5. Every time I hurt my brother's body, the shock of it makes me open my eyes and the things that I see cannot be erased from my brain no matter how many beers I drink.
6. The things that I see are not five meters, by the way. But I will not think about that.
7. Prussia's hair does not slick back easily. It seems set on rebelling against any kind of order or organization.
8. Italy is confused, as is Frederick. Neither of us are pleased about this.
9. I am concerned that my brother is not being quite as cautious as I am being about closing his eyes.
Otherwise, however... it is not that bad. Spain suggested that perhaps if we... hugged
hard enough, we would switch back. I am doubtful of this and if I am to try, I will likely need to be inebriated. What do you say, Bruder?
Also, I apologize for the length of this entry.